Friday, 8 January 2010

Leaving a toilet roll next to a candle...

Possibly the worst thing to do in the bedroom.


Well there's that, but many things go wrong in MY bedroom.

* Leaving the door shut overnight when the puppy is in there....messy morning.
* Bringing a bloke back after a drunk night out and getting frustrated with his impotence...stressy morning.
* Spilling tea on the duvet just before getting into bed to watch a rom-com.
* Dancing infront of the mirror when the mother walks in to see you busting a move in your underwear.
* Falling asleep during.
* Falling asleep just before he finishes.

(Neither of those are my fault, clearly he's not doing it right....right?!)