Lap of Luxury

To spill your dessert down yourself, isn't quite the "lap  of luxury" people describe, but to have treacle sponge pudding and custard down your levi 571's certainly doesn't bother me...

...but yet some say it could be this....

I hate the snow, would never go to a festival weekend but what I would like is a pair of these...

 

The thought of Route 66 excites me!